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1. A jerk, 2. An idiot like behavoir, 3. Real Meaning: italian for Eggplant.
Sabastiano is a melanzano. He eats like a slob and he lets people make him the butt of a joke or have him do foolish things...
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He has all the hoes and money, everyone wants to be a manzano
Man he got to be a Manzano, he fucking all the hoes.
by Soul501 October 9, 2017
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A slur commonly used by Italians and Italian-Americans to denote a person of color. Melanzane in Italian means "Eggplant", which itself is used as a slur against blacks because of the almost black color of an eggplant.

The word Melanzane (or Melanzana) derives from the words Mela Insana, meaning "noxious apple". It is often pronounced "Moolinyan" and written as such.
"Don't come around here no more you f*cking Melanzane (pronounced moolinyan) or I'll kill you." says Italian mobster Francis LoCascio to a black drug dealer.

"F*ckin' Moolinyan, black son of a bitch! Get the f*ck back to Jamaica." says Italian mobster Vito Satrianicchi to black hustler.

"Keep the drugs to the eggplants. I don't want them sold to Italians or any whites. Capisce?" says mob boss Carmine Smadaluzzo to his Heroin dealers.
by Alexander Giuseppe November 20, 2006
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1. Italian for eggplant
2. A small Leadville, CO based outdoor clothing company known for their signature fleeces and the small, low impact way of producing great products
2. I'm going to get an melanzana while in town this weekend.
by HMIer26 November 13, 2011
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In the event of going on a date with your significant other, a family relative from your significant other somehow finds a way coincidentally to sabotage said date by creating last minute plans
Manzano Phenomenon- John and Valerie had plans to go on a hiking trip two weeks ahead of time. John planned for said date, but before the day of the date. A family member of Valerie decided to want go to an amusement park instead. She then canceled said plans to be with her family.
by Hibernator123 May 21, 2018
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The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.
Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.
by scythe74 November 30, 2019
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The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.
Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!
by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 15, 2022
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