medallo

A city in Colombia where reggaeton plays all night, girls are fine and Pablo Escobar once lived.

Gringo: Yo I just came back from Medallo
Gringo 2: how was it
Gringo: amazing! I spent all my dinero on blow and prostitutes
Gringo 2: at a boy

medallo by gringoflow October 22, 2016

Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [e-mail]

Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

Metallocrustomachinaism by The Prophets February 19, 2009

Ass medallion 

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

Ass medallion by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

Pink Medallions 

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.

1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

Pink Medallions by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Medally 

Slang term for the word medallion.

Check out my new medally round my neck.

Medally by JN2010 April 28, 2011

swiss medallion 

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies

i gave jenny a swiss medallion

swiss medallion by butt stain July 7, 2009

Medallion 

When a man inadequately shakes the drips off of his penis following urination causing his undergarments to adsorb the urine into an expansive dot causing a 'Medallion'

Can also be further classified as a 1 spot 2 spot or 3 spot. Any more than a 3 spot classifies one to have urinated themself.
For the female equivient

After going for a wee Anthonys friends noticed he had medallions on the front of his underpants.

Medallion by Lemondries72 April 21, 2020