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To rapidly slap your semi hard cock on someones forehead while screaming meatie in a high pitched party toned voice usualy done as a threat if a girlfriend wont make you a sandwich or back talks you.
I told Laurie if she dident hurry up and give me a mouth hug she was going to get a meatie

2, She said she was going to be up and ready by 7am so at 645 when she was still asleep I woke her up with a meatie
meatie by pussylicking_whitebelt January 5, 2018
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The most rad group of mates ever in the world
"Look at those meaties, boozin like its their jobby job..."
Meatie by #4 December 6, 2004
"That man at the Blue Oyster over 60's night is a meatie."
meatie by Picklintime April 14, 2003

beatie meatie 

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.
I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

Meaniepants 

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"
Meaniepants by Babo - B June 6, 2019

Meatesta 

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat
1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"
Meatesta by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

Meanie-Bo-Beenie 

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.
parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!