meat smoker 

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

meat smoker by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016

Montreal Meat Smoker 

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

Montreal Meat Smoker by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by Scott vanD March 4, 2009

smoke meat 

A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.

smoke meat by Trev Trev June 29, 2007

smoke meat 

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

smoke meat by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

smoke meat cigars 

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

smoke meat cigars by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003