Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*
John: Get a good slut at the bar last night?
Don: Almost, stuck it out til closing & took home some crackhead burnt meat.
John: Smoookinnnnn!
Don: You know it! I'm worried, though -- I'm already feeling the itch. . .