mayonaise cannon

Slang term for the penis

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon

mayonaise cannon by bryced May 9, 2006

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blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon by Meach January 9, 2005

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Related Words

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Cannon Mayonnaise

Ejaculation, cum

“He gave me that cannon mayonnaise

Cannon Mayonnaise by LeftNutCuzIAintRight March 20, 2026

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blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

blood engorged mayonnaise canon by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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