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Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja 

"You'd better listen to me, you f00kin' slohbs!", said Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja.
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Although recent etymology has added "-s" to this word, Mayhap is actually a 16th century term meaning perhaps or perchance. It is actually a derivative of the phrase "may happen" and not a portmanteau of "maybe" and "perhaps".
"I really enjoyed our date. Mayhap I will see you again?"

John has had a cold for nearly a week. Mayhap 'tis time to go to the doctor.
Mayhap by kimberly183 December 10, 2012
A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011
A kind, creative, successful, and fun-loving girl to be around. Her expertise is in the arts, music, and theater. She is sensitive to others energy, but is emotionally intelligent enough to know when to block the negative energy and when to embrace the good souls. Has an infectious laugh and likes to be surrounded by her family and friends. Extremely gorgeous and beautiful. Really smart along with great looks and an awesome personality.
Most beautiful girl in the room? Mahara.

Funniest girl in the room? Mahara.

Most Perfect girl in the room? Mahara.
Mahara by MamaBearM April 3, 2019
Mahyar is an amazing man. He’s incredibly sweet and good looking. His eyes will just consume you, his smile will make you breathless. If you have a Mahyar in your life, don’t let him go, you’re going to need him.
Friend: hey who is that?
Me: my husband Mahyar.
Friend: damnnnn you’re lucky!!!
Mahyar by Ms.Quacks June 12, 2019

Good stuff, Maynard! 

Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.
"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"