Skip to main content

masturbreak 

(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.

(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.
"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"

"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."
masturbreak by J.TSUI June 1, 2007
masturbreak mug front
Get the masturbreak mug.
See more merch

Masturbreak 

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak
Masturbreak by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturbreak 

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.
tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak
masturbreak by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008

Masturbreak 

The act of masturbating as a means to give yourself a mental break from work.
I'll do this Spanish homework and this math too. Take a quick masturbreak, then do my science.
Masturbreak by RandyK44 November 23, 2013

Masturbreak 

To take a break from a stressful, activity, job or essay to masturbate.
I'm going to take a quick masturbreak, before I finish typing this up.
Masturbreak by Steakandstilton December 2, 2014

masturbreak 

The time of day when one puts aside the daily grind for masturbatory purposes.
Jim's not here. He's enjoying his masturbreak.
masturbreak by Buck Fitty June 2, 2008

Masturbreak 

Person A: Man this work is boring, ill spice it up with a masturbreak
Masturbreak by Mattsim January 16, 2008