manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

manstraction by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

manstruationing 

when men act like bitches all month long

Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!

manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

manstructions 

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007

Manfraction 

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.

We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.

Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

manstruation 

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

manstruation by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004