mantraction

noun;

1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,

Fabio's glistening pectorals exude mantraction.

mantraction by Fabio Lanzoni January 22, 2008

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Mantractive 

(adj) When a guy is attractive, good-looking, or sexy, from the objective point of view of another guy. A way for a straight guy to admit that another guy is good-looking without sounding gay.

Pete: "My girlfriend got all weirded out when I said that Hugh Jackman has amazing abs. Dude, I'm not gay, it was just an observation!"
John: "No, I know, he is really mantractive."

Mantractive by Malallory December 2, 2009

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Manfraction 

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.

We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.

Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008

manstructions 

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

manstration by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009