manneurysm
Watching the inane manneurysms on today's television reality shows will send almost anyone straight to the bottle of ibuprofen.
manneurysm by MrPanacea January 16, 2013
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mannerism
Mannerism often used today when referring to ones characteristics of 'acting' feminine, butch, or in between.
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mannuerism
Gender specific to a male. The moment before orgasm when you know it's going to happen and it's just a matter of a second or a few minutes.
mannuerism by Rocker-D-Licious February 26, 2013
mannerism bingo
Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.
Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.
Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.
Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"
"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
mannerism bingo by HelioSeven July 27, 2009
maneurysm
Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
Maneurysm
The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.
Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Maneurysm by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013