man marking

The act of clinging to a female all night to prevent and other males from attempting contact

Oi thom, let that girl breathe dude! You've been man marking her all night

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Man marking

When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.

Is Dave coming out tonight?

No, he's at Kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro.

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To try to turn a man into someone he is not.

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"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

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Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

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