lushstache 

An unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic.

Todd, I wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, I can smell the Natty Ice and Black Velvet on your lushstache from across the room.

lushstache by Kn@rlyECO December 7, 2015

lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

bushstache 

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

bushstache by B Weezie March 15, 2009

Lustache 

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.

"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy

Lustache by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

Rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the viewing pleasure of the Canadian fast paced classic rock band RUSH.

Dude what's with the derty stache?
Man, I'm growing a Rushstache, the Rush concert's in two days!

Rushstache by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010

rushstache 

A mustache grown specifically for the purpose of fraternity rush. Usually only done by older fraternity men during rush as a sign of experience rushing potential new members.

"Hey man, nice mustache"

"Rushstache kid."

rushstache by stonewall230 November 21, 2011

Kushstache 

the adornment on one's face of a dank kush nugget.. placing sticky kush nugs under your nose to smell..

I just took a big whiff of that kush (skunk bud) still feels like I'm wearing a kushstache.. 2)If I could only grow a kushstache.. mustache made of lush

Kushstache by horusjade420 November 8, 2012