a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.