little penis 

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.

Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!

little penis by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

little penis 

A small dick usually seen on the body of a liitle kid. Sometimes can be embarassing.

Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.

When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.

little penis by Urban Slang Master April 25, 2006

Little Penis 

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

Little Penis by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

little penis land 

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP

i live in little penis land

little penis land by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021

little penis syndrome 

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.

My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome

little penis syndrome by FeatherD November 22, 2017

Sneaky Little Penis 

An insult used by weird people in Ohio.

Angery Guy: You're a sneaky little penis.

Sneaky Little Penis by ThatOneGayTelletubbie February 23, 2018

little bald penis 

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth

That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves

little bald penis by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006