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Derivation of a hipster, with particular interest in literature. Litsters are involved in writing poetry, fiction, or non-fiction memoirs. Litsters regularly read books published by McSweeney's, but swear off New York Times bestsellers unless it is, by chance, a McSweeney's publication (e.g. Dave Eggers' works). Other litster favorites include Kerouac, Bukowski, Thompson, Vonnegut, Foer, Franzen, Zadie Smith, etc. Litsters will typically shop at independent booksellers (who carry McSweeney's items) over larger conglomerates. Typical litster apparel follows that of a hipster: black-framed glasses, ironic t-shirts, stripped ties, blazers. They invest in the newest accessories (e.g. iPods), yet their Chuck Taylors will always look filthy.
Powell's better stock up on latest Chabon or they'll have some angry litsters on their hands.
litster by Kate N. September 22, 2007
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1. An individual who is irrisistable.
2. An incredibly sexy person
3. The best you will ever know.
4. A person who gived out copious amounts of Weed for free to the people he/she loves.
5. A very cool person
6. Slang for good sex when put with 'Charlie'
'Dude, that guy is soooo Litster.'

Girl 1: Wow, i mean, he was such Charlie Litster (a good shag)
Girl 2: I know! he is sooo Litster!
Litster by James Conford October 30, 2007

Natasha litster 

A rare Pokémon only seen in her bedroom or having a cigarette.
Often not confident, lazy and talks about the weather to strangers.
“Here you see a wild Natasha Litster, having a cigarette discussing the weather

z lister 

someone far far from being a celebrity but somewhat known, if not by name then by face or reputation
"Everyone in Wollongong knows her, she's a z lister"

"I knew his name long before I knew him, it was like an itch in the back of my brain and I couldn't quite just put my finger on how I knew him, probably just some local z lister."

Taylor Swift -

'Your ex-friend's sister
Met someone at a club and he kissed her
Turns out, it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago
Some wannabe Z-lister
And all the outfits were terrible
2003, unbearable
"Did you see the photos?"
No, I didn't, but thanks, though'
z lister by tradactor October 22, 2022

littering and... 

Slang phrase for smoking marijuana. From the movie Super Troopers wherein the troopers are messing with some stoned college-aged kids that they've pulled over on a highway. Lt Ramathorn asks them if they know why he pulled them over and they reply that they don't know. Ramathorn then starts saying mto them, "Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd..." several times and then finally says "Littering aaannd......smokin' the reefer."
"What are you doing, Dude?"
"Not much right now - just littering and..."

Listerine infection 

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.
Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

Litter Digger 

an animal that decides to dig it face through a litter box and or feces of another animal resulting in the litter digger eating the unmentionables
my dogs a "litter digger", i tried to explain where it comes from, but he don't care