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liam james payne

The solution for all the problems in the world

a fucking king that makes awesome music
he is the universe basically
we all live because of him
we all love him
Made an awesome cookie song that should have won the grammys
in the best band in the world

OMG IS THAT LIAM PAYNE

*DRAMATICALLY FAINTS BUT THE COMES ALIVE AGAIN CAUSE THERES A MOTHERFUCKING KING IN FRONT OF HER'
wow are u liam james payne
liam james payne by Haleemah March 19, 2021

Liam Jansen 

A very beautiful and handsome young south African man who has a large cock and eye bangingly droopy balls (can please any woman if not black)
yo there's my boy Liam Jansen
Liam Jansen by Jagersan August 8, 2023

Liam Jordan 

Gorgeous, lovely and one heck of an amazing guy. He's a definate lady's man and ALWAYS lives life to the full..

Liam Jordan is also slang for..
THE FITTEST OF FITTIES
Oh I wish you were Liam Jordan..
Liam Jordan by 941702 July 4, 2009

Liam Jones 

Personally I know a Liam Jones. He wants to be an Eshay cuz he's got a techy. He obsess' over a vape its rlly weird anyway he looks like when Wike Wazowski got his lips sucked.
Liam Jones by Jack Razga April 25, 2022

Liam Jones 

Liam don't be mean he has a tic tac toe forehead size i played on it with marker he looks funky
Liam Jones by Jack Razga April 25, 2022

Liam Jones 

"My asshole too tight so I couldn't give a shit." -Liam Jones
Liam Jones by AJDoughty June 13, 2023