landywood 

A shit hole in the Walsall post code area WS6 known for it’s stabbings, drug dealing and a few lads who think they’re hard because they got away in bricking a window in

Dave: Let’s go landywood? Keith: Nah bro I don’t wanna get my windows bricked in

landywood by Brad Jukes February 24, 2020

ladywood 

1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.

1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)

ladywood by HMB February 10, 2004

ladywood 

The sexual arousal of a woman.

Upon seeing that new sports car, she says "Oh my, its giving me LadyWood."

ladywood by Taylor CHurches January 8, 2008

landfood 

The opposite of seafood. Meat from animals raised on land.

Landfood includes beef, pork, chicken, and meat from other domestic animals but also venison, bison, and other wild game.

landfood by land-locked March 16, 2009

Ladywood 

1) Total sexual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for sex as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) Woman boner, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s “got to roll”.

Girlfriend, I got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to get home, now.

Ladywood by Phat$hady May 9, 2018

landfood 

The land animal version of seafood.

Any edible animal that lives on land rather than in the sea.

A blanket term for meat that comes from animals raised on land.

Q: Do you like seafood?

A: No, I prefer landfood.

Examples of landfood: beef, pork, chicken, iguana, lamb...

landfood by Little Ms. Word-maker December 7, 2009

landypoo 

a hot sexy beast who will take you out and eat ribs and make you pay the bill

landypoo you are so awesome

landypoo by boo bo bb December 5, 2020