The "Kukoc Cup" is the middle of the three cups in a power I or straight line in a game of beer pong. Toni Kukoc was an NBA basketball player who, although tall, had a good long range shot. Unfortunately they were mostly in meaningless situations. The middle of the three cups is statistically the worst cup to make because it separates the remaining two cups. Thus this meaningless cup was deemed the Kukoc cup.
Brandon - "Maybe you'll hit a cup besides the Kukoc cup."
Kukold (verb) - to make a non-Kuki person (usually male) actively support Kuki's lies and propaganda, by bribing them with money, drugs, and/or Kuki women.
Statistical term introduced by professor Kurek, describes the numerical ratio of a number of woman to man in specified group. We distinguish many types of this ratio with different formulas for calculating them, many of which uses concepts of theoretical & practical kukold and/or Schrödinger's kukold.
Karol: Hey bro, are you cumming to my party this friday?
Kasper: No, the 'Stosunek Kukolda' is too damn high
Karol: Understandable