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kreitinger 

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"
"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"
kreitinger by Plumber84 December 19, 2014
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kreiting 

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.
Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.
kreiting by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

kritzinger 

A surname that is not very popular but also is rare because a person with a surname kritzinger is a unique and loving person that u should never let go.
I just met a kritzinger and I am totally in love I'm never letting this one go
kritzinger by Banana ram December 6, 2016

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex 

"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"

The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".
Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."

Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."
Reitinger is the jeda name you will find in the whole internet.....
Look a Reitinger !! Lets give hom all of my money
Reitinger by Reiwoe January 8, 2019

Kettinger 

Kind of an astronaut, kind of to the earth guy. Choose this person to travel to distant worlds and come back safely.
Last weekend me and Kettinger explored the mysteries of dualities.
Kettinger by Gallinger February 8, 2021