konkey 

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

konkey by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007

Konkey 

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

Konkey by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

Konkey 

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

Man that dude was such a Konkey!

Konkey by Embey September 13, 2016

konkey 

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.

konkey by Elizabeth Noel November 22, 2007

konkey 

Slang. Another name for the anus.

Yo' shove this up your konkey!

konkey by chrisX December 9, 2008

konkey 

a leather-clad man-slave.

Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."

konkey by The Congos November 8, 2007

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014