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A person which tends to choose aggressive options in order to reach a certain goal and clearly choosing this path just to save time. Possible scenarios could be within a videogame; A passive guardian is standing before a bridge and you need to fulfill a certain quest so that the guardian allows you to cross it. You could do that lengthy quest or be "knifey" and just kill that guardian because it might be quicker. In this example, you witness a "kniefy" player.
Friend A: "Okay, lets do this sidequest so we can cross the bridge."
Friend B: "Nah, let´s just kill this guardian quick."
Friend A: "Bee, don´t be so knifey again."
Knifey by KrystalCroft March 15, 2023
Knifey- a form of shartplug. Wherein you mold a piece of toilet paper into a sliver or "knife" and tuck it gently between your butt cheeks.
I ate a lot of chilli so I made myself a knifey and went to the movies feeling confident that no one would even know I was sharting.
Knifey by cMacthat October 23, 2011

Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

Knifey balley 

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.
Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?
Knifey balley by balleyRossey April 20, 2019

knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.
"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009