Knitting A Sweater 

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

Knitting A Sweater by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008

Knitting A Sweater 

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

Knitting A Sweater by Djymbh October 31, 2013

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

Nut Sack Knitting by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Snow Kiting 

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

Snow Kiting by falconduvent December 8, 2009

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle 

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle by giovany August 7, 2006

Spittin Kittin 

A woman that squirts during her orgasm.

Everyone knows to wear their rain gear when eating Emma. Shes a spittin kittin!

Spittin Kittin by McRib-CHOMP November 20, 2021