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(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin
She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.
kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

High Kerbing 

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched
High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

kirking out 

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.
Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class
kirking out by starqueen March 27, 2003

kirking it 

A term for overacting. Derived from the science-fiction show of the 1960's Star Trek. The main character, Captain James T. Kirk was played by William Shatner, known for his slow, exagerrated speech. Thus, Kirk, the character, becaming "Kirking it."
Don't be so melodramatic, you're just Kirking it now.
kirking it by Bill Grove December 8, 2003
To purchase kirby for a night of gay gangbanging
Damn, if we all chip in 3 bux we could have a kirbang.
kirbang by mdizzle April 18, 2005
kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires
Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.
kirding by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020