kermudgin

a nasty person unhappy with life or people
no fun 2 b around , lowest form of life

you r a kermudgin
you r being a kermudgin
your wife is a kermudgin
my boss is a kermudgin
your husband is a kermudgin

kermudgin by Dort West August 7, 2008

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kermuffins

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.

JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)

kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010

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kermudgin • Kermugin • kersmudgin • kermuffin • Kermudget • Kermungbin • krudgin • Kurmudgen

krudgin

1. Hatin
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining

"Kaylee's bein a wet blanket...it's really krudgin on my plans."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."

krudgin by Threebrew June 30, 2007