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kermuffins 

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010
Related Words
1. Hatin
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining
"Kaylee's bein a wet blanket...it's really krudgin on my plans."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."
krudgin by Threebrew June 30, 2007

Kermudget 

A lewd, hairy obnoxious individual who randomly emits completely unnecessary noises during conversations such as "beep" or "boop".
I do not understand Mary, she is a Kermudget.
Kermudget by Sparky & Tyrone July 23, 2007

kermuffin 

A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.
Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.
kermuffin by Networker June 26, 2006

Kurmudgen 

One who constantly complains, whines, and is never satisfied
Wow he is never happy, What a Kurmudgen.
Kurmudgen by SimmySimmy Coco Puff December 26, 2010
A person who is crabby and does not like 8 AM classes.
Wow, I became a real kermugin during my 8AM technology class.
Kermugin by XxImExtraGoodxX October 17, 2010