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Katie's Blackburn 

A terrible STD discovered in 1992 among the lesbians of Pittsburgh. It is extremely foul and lies dormant until disturbed, but once awakened, its wrath is unstoppable. Characterized by turbans and outfits worn the previous night. Often becomes delusional when fed alcohol. The only known treatment is sex with straight women.
Don't wake Katie's Blackburn, pee in the alley!
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Katie’s way

When you cut a pizza in a random fashion. Every piece is unique in its own way.
Man 1: AYE YOU! YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?
Man 2: Yeah! CUT IT KATIE’S WAY, YOU GABAGOOL!?

Karim's Law 

The formula in creating a franchise that is popular online. Named after Jawed Karim, uploader of the first YouTube video.

media+celebrity endorsement=profit
Karim's law is responsible for the sales of many modern videogames.
Karim's Law by AcneAndAnthrax August 4, 2015
She enjoys dropping her pants for strangers, also is a disco. Wears flashy clothes and cant dance.
'I saw Kari S. yesterday.'

'Yeah me too, she wore those metallic pants and danced liked an idiot.'
Kari S. by Somepersonnotimportant January 20, 2008

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome 

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.

Katie's Playground 

A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia
Man, I feel bad for everybody who has to play at Katie's Playground.
Katie's Playground by topher piner January 31, 2008
Low down dirty bitch ! Don't give a fuck about the well being of innocent kids!
KATIE S : don't go in this refrigerator y'all only eat what I give you!

Foster child: ILL KILL all these bitches! Burn this fuckn house down!
KATIE S by MZLady40 December 4, 2019