jahow 

A fucking cunt

Wow! I hate that guy. He's such a jahow!

jahow by Andrewlangster June 8, 2017

Jaholiscs 

Barr's Irn-Bru.

Derived from slang 'ginger'; ginger => gingahol => gingaholiscs => jaholiscs

"Anyone want anything from the shops?" "Aye, get us a roll & sausage and a bottle of jaholiscs."

Jaholiscs by GoJo78 January 19, 2011

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

jahoot 

A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes

That kid is a jahoot

jahoot by Plugins January 21, 2016

jahoogabooga

A breast, typically of the large variety.

Man, she has nice jahoogaboogas.

jahoogabooga by Jahoogabooga September 13, 2004

Jahwizz

The kind of person that keep being insanely addicted to some random sports team without any proper reason.

"Look at that douchebag in his NHL jersey. He's such a jahwizz

Jahwizz by implodekalle January 11, 2009

jahong-ed 

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010