hupper 

A lightly carbonated energy drink. Especially one which is consumed too quickly.

Man I just had three huppers and I can't stop twitching.

hupper by Roy Schader April 25, 2006

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."

While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

Starlog Quote Humper by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022

Huperchild 

The politically correct way of saying Human according to GradeAUnderA

Hence we now all have to say
"Woperchild and Huperchild."

Huperchild by It's a stone Ruigi January 1, 2019

Humperdinck 

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

Humperdinck by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

Huper

A combination of human and person, without the reference to the male gender. To be used by future generations of progressive thinkers, because how insane is it that every English singular noun describing our species evokes the concept of masculinity.

"Dear congresshuper, I write to you today to inform you of my desire to see the release of a statement condemning the ongoing huperitarian crisis in the Balkan state of Rohuperia."

"We gather here to celebrate the achievements of a truly outstanding huper, someone who has dedicated their life to benefit all of huperkind."

Huper by Huper May 8, 2021

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

Secret Hopper by secrethopper June 26, 2017

Machine Hopper 

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

Machine Hopper by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011