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Word that often preceeds questions of a deep philosophical nature,whos depthis often hidden from the casual observer.Some howm'Is are so deep that they may be viewed as idiotic or nonsensical by the common person. The standard howm'I is spoken with a southern accent,and in a deep,manly voice-regardless of the sex of the questionarre.
"Howm'I gone be pregnant if I aint never had a boyfriend?" "Howm'I gone know what sweaty vagina smells like,if I'm not a Christian?" "Howm'I gone kick your ass,if they reposess my toe?"
Howm'I by AquaDub May 1, 2009
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Howmever 

An alternative to however, and a synonym for although, howmever is the perfect combination of middle-age lexicon and modern stupidity.
I thought I was smart, howmever I recently failed all my exams.
Howmever by mister sambrook November 5, 2019
Peiyu's penis is Howming
Howming by lkablrf9892 March 2, 2022

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. 

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.
all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.
very very pretty; gorgeous in every way possible
Elizabeth: Wow, that girl is sooooo pretty!
Anne: Yeah, I know she is a howme girl!!!
Howme by Earthpeace January 10, 2010

Howmp !!! 

-When someone's stench is so strong, its slapping you in the face

OR

-When somethings are just not right.

OR

-When Someone makes a lame joke
James: Oh hey Jenay

Jenay: HOWMP !!!

James: What??

Jenay: Yo breath stank nigga !!
Howmp !!! by Jazz&&Nay May 28, 2011