helpy 

Some who is trying to be helpful in a manner that is decidedly NOT helpful, and knows it. People being 'helpy' are often trolls. Word often used in a sarcastic or joking tone.

Person 1: "Can you help me move all these bags inside?"
Person 2: *moves one, very light, bag just inside the door*
Person 1: "Thanks, that was helpy"

Also - most responses to the "photoshop the sun between my fingers" request meme

helpy by Tesla727 May 30, 2016

Helpy 

Helpy people assist in such a way that the task becomes more messy and complex and takes far longer than it would if you'd just done it yourself. Helpyness is small children or pets assisting with cooking or folding clothes, or anyone you don't know offering to help set up a tent.

Because Poppy was so helpy with the cooking, I had to clean cake mix off the ceiling.

Helpy by Belvin Mragg April 16, 2020

helpy 

Said of someone providing unwanted assistance or advice, often in a context-insensitive, ineffectual, and condescending manner.

The manager delegated it to me, but then got helpy when I started trying to get it done, so I'll have to do it over when I'm alone in the office.

helpy by irnphnx October 23, 2020

Helpy 

Often someone is described as being helpy when they are offering advice that doesn't really solve the problem you asked about. Usually meant well, but ineffective.

"I just told you what you already knew didn't I? Sorry for being helpy!"

Helpy by Cookwitch April 11, 2022

Helpy 

When someone else asks you for to use their smart phone to take a helpy group picture or a picture of themselves.

Excuse me sir. Can you please take a helpy of us.? Today is our anniversary.

Helpy by Bubba Goose August 3, 2019

Helpy 

Helpy is an animatronic character from the indie game series Five Nights at Freddy's. He also solos your favorite universe.

Helpy solos your favorite universe

Helpy by Itscrinch April 8, 2022

Helpy Helpington

An individual who ceaselessly dispenses unsolicited advice.

The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."

Helpy Helpington by Baby mufuckin Spanky October 17, 2008