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crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
She's an amazing beautiful girl, she's a great friend always there when you need her, when you mad or sad she makes you happy so funny, smart, athletic and very beautiful, she's one of a kind be happy if you get your Heidy she's a keeper
Heidy is a funny and amazing person
Heidy by Gamer_2702 April 23, 2018
The must beautiful and amazing girl you'll ever meet. She'll go above and beyond for you without question, but get on her bad side and you'll regret it. She doesn't forgive easy and loves unconditionally. No matter how much you try to, she's irreplaceable and truly one of a kind
Omg my girl Heidy is such a sweetheart I can't believe I got so lucky
Heidy by Butter.dog November 23, 2020

Heifer-Dust 

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
Heifer-Dust by UrbanMs October 28, 2019

dirty heily 

When a man likes a girl a lot but then they brake up because her parents said they had to then 1 week later she calls you a bitch
Omg her parents made a dirty heily happen
dirty heily by Demon Morise May 6, 2022