hallucidating 

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.

Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."

hallucidating by Genovese, Franco October 8, 2011

Hallucidating 

Thinking you are dating someone but they don't think so

Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him

Hallucidating by TWD_358 May 27, 2015

Hallucidating 

When you drop acid right before meeting a potential partner for the first time

Dude, I think it was going pretty well but then again I may have been hallucidating because I didn’t recall her saying anything about her two dragons that she had with her.

Hallucidating by The Klassy Wino December 26, 2019

Hallucinating 

When you see something that is not there.

One day, A child went for a walk and saw a unicorn, of course he was hallucinating. He tried to take a ride on a unicorn but he smacked into a wall.
That kid was a fail. He had been smoking granola bars. He was only 12. Oh my. He lost his virgity to a fire hydrant.

Hallucinating by ASSCS March 5, 2011

hallucineating 

Hallucineating: when you're eating one thing and imagine it's better than it really is. you're hallucinating while eating.

I must be hallucineating... this is really good!

hallucineating by coeur d'potato girl March 7, 2011

Hallucinating Hillbilly 

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.

"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

Hallucinating Hillbilly by Party Rock Detroit January 28, 2012

Lucid Hallucinating

The psychic ability to have realistic hallucinations, on purpose, whenever you want, while being fully aware that they aren't necessarily real and without taking any drugs.

'Lucid hallucinating is a very rare talent. The majority of mortals struggle to achieve it. Mostly gods, demigods, oracles, psychics, starseeds, starchildren and other divine beings, including myself are naturally capable of this extraordinary ability. We can run mental simulations, around us to create our own worlds, for our entertainment, train for battles or to prepare ourselves for possible future scenarios and more.'

Lucid Hallucinating by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis September 29, 2022