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Hair salon 

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.
“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.
Hair salon by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

hair salon threesome 

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?
Hair Salon Hot Pocket by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Dike Hair Salon 

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.
I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

Brazilian Hair Salon 

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.
The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

Soviet Hair Salon 

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.
Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon