habbening 

It’s “deliberate trollspeak” considering P and B aren’t anywhere on the keyboard close to each other.

#habbening

Global synchronicity is an amazing concept, some say it's the real habbening.

Now I don't know about that, but it is habbening.

habbening by Rap_m March 19, 2019

Habbening 

Used to troll conspiracy theorists and qanon nutjobs when the date they say things will happen will come and go with nothing actually happening.

"med beds on January 23rd! It's habbening!"

January 24th comes around and nothing actually happens.

Habbening by Skilliau December 31, 2023

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning 

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

Hamboning by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hamboning 

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

Hamboning by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010

Vas happening 

Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.

There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?

Vas happening by Horay_Loray April 8, 2011

This is actually happening 

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

This is actually happening by Rydo December 21, 2010