gutment

Gutted laughing at other peoples misfortune, making a joke out ofa bad situation

can also be followed by a number e.g. 300 to excentuate the amount of gutment it is

"i fell over in front of loads of people earlier"
" HA GUTMENT!!!"

gutment by Stephanie Barry May 27, 2008

gubment name 

The official name that appears on your government-issued identification. Not your street name, nickname, or gang name

Question "Who shot Pookey?"
Answer "I don't know his gubment name, but on the skreets they call him "Dae Dae"

gubment name by Out my name February 11, 2017

Guvment 

Used to describe anything good.

Yo this blunt really hit me fam, this shit guvment.

Guvment by Samy+ December 10, 2018

gubment 

A term for the government used by backwards hillbillies.

I didn't get my welfare check, damn gubment...

gubment by B-Zor July 8, 2003

gubment gravy train 

When people have paychecks coming from the federal government and are biased towards passing laws that benefit themselves and their families they are riding the gubment gravy train.

When massive numbers of people living in DC have their best interest in passing laws for themselves while forgetting about the rest of the nation. They would be riding the gubment gravy train.

gubment gravy train by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Gutentarged 

Getting killed by a German.

"My brother in arms got Gutentarged by the nazis."

Gutentarged by ITSAME123 June 9, 2020

gutentight

German torque specification for all nuts and bolts on a german car.

1. Can you look up the torque spec. for the exhaust manifold nuts for my 81 VW scirocco? U're a gay fuckball. You should know the torque spec is gutentight.

2. I stripped the threads overtightening the bolts for the throttle body on my Japanese teggy because I forgot and tightened them to the German spec, gutentight.

gutentight by wutanghax0r September 14, 2007