gronkey 

a mixture of a gorilla and a donkey. or also known as a man whore, or a thing that belongs in a zoo. it's ugly, and it's a sad thing to look at. a.k.a, a second medusa.

Hey look, it's a gronkey!

gronkey by ERFIDOR April 21, 2011

Gronkeydonkey 

The successor to watermelon.

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"

Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022

Grookey

A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.

Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"

Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019

Gronked 

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Gronked 

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

Gronked by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Gronked 

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

Gronked by el gronko December 19, 2011

gironkey 

A term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. Half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.

I hooked up with a gironkey last night and she had more legs than a bucket of chicken.

gironkey by Davidson Wood February 3, 2008