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the feeling you get right before you take a shit and you know its gunna be a big one cause its expanding your intestines. thats a grobus. see also coolnerd15
arggggggghh! beeeeeaahhhhhhhh! puff! plop!

that arggggghh involved a grobus.
grobus by allhailkingme February 17, 2007
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A term used to describe a Chuck E. Cheese rapist.
Yo, that guy in the restaurant in the Chuck E. Cheese costume is a freaking grobus.
Grobus by BattleRBLX March 31, 2019
Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.
Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
Grobis by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018
Word heard mostly in Australia's 2nd largest city, Melbourne meaning something wonderful, amazing.
"Kangaroos are grouse, mate!"
grouse by d3rt May 1, 2003
Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
Goobus by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017
To defeat or pulverize; to completely overcome somebody in an argument/battle/conflict, often resulting in their humbling humiliation. Similar to 'annihilate'.
You just got completely grobulated.
grobulate by Richard Watts October 7, 2004