grampus 

a legendary tweeter

LOL! grampus!

grampus by Helo Hellosian March 15, 2011

Grambush 

an unwelcome surprise visit from a grandmother

Tonight my mother in law showed up a the door and totally grambushed my kids

Grambush by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine November 7, 2010

gramps 

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

gramps by anon January 12, 2004

Gramps from Hive 

BADASSERY

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
Top comment on Hives ep 63:Gramps from Hives

Gramps from Hive by Helen123123 November 20, 2018

Your gramps a tramp 

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny

John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies

Your gramps a tramp by AsianFreedomFighter March 11, 2018

Grumpus 

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.

Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)

Grumpus by Dar123 January 2, 2009

Gramps 

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

Gramps by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008