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googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.
After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!
googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

Googlebender 

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.
If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

Googlenaut

A person with advanced internet search skills, particularly using Google.
Joel is a Googlenaut. He can find anyhing on the internet!
Googlenaut by Professor JKD April 8, 2009

googlenoff 

A word to define a friend you love very much.
"Oh, you little cute googlenoff!"
googlenoff by alliemoo. January 16, 2008

googlenheimer 

A fetish for chodes.
Girl 1: I won't swallow unless it's square.
Girl 2: EW! GOOGLENHEIMER OR WHAT?
googlenheimer by bananaaz March 10, 2009

googlenope 

A phrase which when entered into the Google Search Engine will return no hits. Upon being discovered, the googlenope ceases to exist as it will invariably be written about after its discovery.
Brad: I was looking for good British royalty porn yesterday and I put "Queen Elizabeth's Buttocks" in Google but nothing came up.

Chris: Really? Guess it's a googlenope.
googlenope by Thomas Neff June 15, 2007