goobae 

Goo-bae (goo-ba (silent e))
derived from the greek word 'goo' meaning mushed-up or messed-up. Commonly used to describe people with mental retardation problems. This word is very frequently used amongst wogs. Wogs are European settlers who settled in Australia. You are most likely going to hear the word if you go the Fountain Gate or Lygon street.

Synonyms
Poomba
Dill
Retard
Nutter
Not-all-there
A-bit-off
James-Venning

1st wog
"Did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
2nd wog
"Heck no you goobae, I don't go for Man United"

Joy Venning is a goobae

goobae by moodeee September 29, 2009

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014