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Coined by Jeph Jacques of the webcomic Questionable Content.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
Jeph, just close your laptop and go lie down," you say. "I can't," I reply. "I'm glemp.
Glemp by Aurochs7 July 19, 2011
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"It perhaps means a state of vegetative wakefulness"

A "hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever"
I feel glemp.
glemp by Haegin November 22, 2011
The feeling where you don't want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.

This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.

Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".
Sally: Just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.
glemp by Alyzzard November 27, 2011
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
Glomp by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003

glampers 

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.
Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper
glampers by hazelnutty April 17, 2014