glabe 

A verb that refers to the act in which two grown men do nothing but rub there chest hair together, without making any skin contact. Generally, pants are worn by all parties.

Friend 1: Dude, were those guys glabing?
Friend 2: Yeah, that was a little weird...
Friend 1: A little hot...
Friend 2: Yeah, but a little weird.
Friend 1: Maybe we should glabe sometime...
Friend 2: Uhhhh, I gotta grow some chest hair first...
Friend 1: Cool.

glabe by TheCole December 28, 2007

GLABE 

As a noun, the term refers to precum or any slippery, clear substance similar to precum. As a verb, the term indicates the act of precumming.

Noun: You got glabe all over me!
Noun: Look at that delicious glabe on those cinnamon buns!

Verb: He glabed all over her pussy.

GLABE by JohnnyGlaube March 16, 2022

Glabe 

Glabe is a map with an expanded view of the world.

"I have a glabe map on my wall!"

"What's a glabe?"

"You haven't heard of glabes? A glabe is a map that shows the whole world!"

Glabe by komiitose March 10, 2025

gaben 

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism 

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.

Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017

Gabe the Dog by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017

gabe the dog

A miniature American Eskimo dog that is featured in "bork remixes", featuring footage of Gabe mixed in with other content. Gabe died on 20th January 2017, announced on the official Facebook page for Gabe.

Sleep tight, pupper.

Person 1: Have you seen my new bork remix?

Person 2: Yeah! Gabe the dog is so cute.

gabe the dog by jamo03 February 20, 2017