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fudge me with a rake 

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.
*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"
fudge me with a rake by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Fudge me tickle 

Fudge me tickle is a nicer term in sted of saying Fuck me dead in front of your parents.
(Fudge me tickle) i just droped my pen
Fudge me tickle by Ninhendo June 21, 2009

fudge me with a rake 

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.
*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"
fudge me with a rake by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fudge-meloned 

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.
fudge-meloned by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

Fudge Merchant 

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
Fudge Merchant by OTFB March 21, 2010

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis
That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night