fucktified 

Noun meaning the state of unknowing or being unaware of a solution or answer.

Man, last night I was watching Jeopardy, boy was I fucktified.

fucktified by Bear Arms February 27, 2011

fucktized

When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross

I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night

fucktized by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

fucktigued 

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

funktified grille

When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.

Man, that girl was really hot until she smiled and I saw that funktified grille.

funktified grille by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009

Factified 

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.

"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said

Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

funktified 

Something that has been made funky.

Her hair has been funktified.

funktified by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003

Funstified 

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.

1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.

Funstified by The Scotian September 24, 2009