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Four by two 

A mischievous act that is only completed once all members of a four memeber party succesfully perform upper deckers in four toilets of a household. Derived from the slang for shitting, "taking a number two."
Fredrick, Garth, & Juan knew they had completed a Four by two when they saw Keith come from the bathroom with a satisfied smile on his face.
Four by two by gabba gub November 17, 2009

two-by-four 

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).
“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”
two-by-four by JFrancisF April 24, 2019

two by four 

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.
Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.
two by four by bfb August 23, 2012

fatty fatty two by four 

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.
Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

Canadian Two By Four 

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.
Canadian Two By Four by Scarab November 29, 2004

Bloody two by four 

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.
Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.