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forgeticus 

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex
Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!
forgeticus by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

Forgetting the Alamo 

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).
Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

I know I'm forgetting something 

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.
Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

forgettysburg 

A night cap cocktail containing liquor and various cough syrup rendering the recipient unconscious with no recollection of the events from the night prior.
What happened last night? I drank a forgettysburg!
forgettysburg by Big perm March 7, 2015

forgetitude 

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert
I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?
forgetitude by korndog June 18, 2008

forgeticus shiticus 

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.
Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?
forgeticus shiticus by defd December 20, 2010