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Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
When a man takes his penis and testicles and makes them look like a mathematical division sign.
Cool Guy #1: Hey my dick and ball look like a division sign when I wear tight jeans.
Cool Guy #2: Yea dude you are totally foldging! Sweet!
Cool Guy #1: Lets go show my sister!

I gave that bitch the foldge all night long! She then proceeded to have multiple orgasms.
foldge by John Power January 15, 2008

jockstrap foliage 

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear
his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye
jockstrap foliage by Mooji September 22, 2008

Foliage Pwn 

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"
guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!
Foliage Pwn by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009
Used as another word for food.
Can be a specific food or a group of many different foods.
"Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."
foodage by Denroid March 24, 2007

foldgers 

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.
foldgers by mooke's zj July 1, 2011