floorcake 

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

floorcake by dw8177 January 22, 2017

floorcake 

Cake that has been on the floor, but its ok, because its cake.

"Omg somebody left me some floor cake! #FLOORCAKE FTW!

floorcake by tgriley April 14, 2014

floorage 

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

floorage by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

floorage 

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

floorage by kelknaughty September 26, 2010

Floorface 

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

Floorface by kcrck October 4, 2012

Floorwalker 

A senior employee who supervises assistants.

Employee 1: *slacking off in corner*
Employee 2: Look out! It's the floorwalker! Act like you're doing something man"

Floorwalker by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Floorbage Can 

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

Floorbage Can by theFANUM February 12, 2010