(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n
1. (m)
the beautiful game2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight)
kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking
irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.
(see Fitba' Widow)