fingerling 

fingering ones anal passage

"Do you mind? i'm fingerling my girlfriend!"

fingerling by Bishkan_Eco_Warrior_Princess June 3, 2005

fingerling 

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon is most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

A Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After–the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

fingerling by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

fingerling 

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

fingerling by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

Fingerling 

To touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people

Dude: OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S SO HOT
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-

Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable

Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE

Fingerling by Asdfghjklhalp April 26, 2014

fingerling 

A word used to describe someone with very small man parts (penis size). Such as the size of a fingerling potato.

Last night was a total waste of time.
Why?

He was totally a fingerling!

fingerling by Kendreezy April 12, 2011

Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger 

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"

Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020